![]() ![]() These suits made me feel confident and like I was strong and capable. It wasn't only a few days later that I found Kortni Jeane, ordered a few suits to try on in the comfort of my own home, and realized that these suits were made for women. But none of them fit." She responded with a very confused "Okaaay." and before she could say anything else, we were out the door. I'm sorry, but I'm just figuring out nursing and as I was trying on all the suits, I was leaking a lot. After I lost nearly 6 ounces of milk, I was able to compose myself enough to get dressed (in milk-soaked clothing), and explain to the cashier "Ummm. In the meantime, the sprays were nailing each swimmer that was hanging on the wall. I started to panic and sweat and look around for help. everywhere! Milk started to drip down my body onto the swim bottoms. Before I even had on the second suit, my milk was now spraying. ![]() After just one swimsuit, and rather abruptly, I began to leak milk. I tried on some suits that were not easy to get on or off, let alone while trying to keep nursing pads in place. Now, 4 years later, I have built up quite the collection of KJ swimmers and I’m happy to announce there have been no more incidents of being pantsed by the pool."Ĥ. I’ll be honest, I was a little hesitant to purchase a swimsuit at first, because it was more than I’d ever spent on a one before, but BOY, WAS IT WORTH IT. That was me, before I found Kortni Jeane. But instead of getting out all cute like you imagined - you get pantsed by the pool and you're left frantically pulling up your swim bottoms and really, really hoping and praying that by some small miracle, no one saw. You make what you think is a funny remark to your crush about how he better be ready to lose and then turn to jump out of the pool. Then your uncle makes the announcement that it’s time to go play the annual family 4th of July softball game. You’ve eaten all the amazing cookout food, got a bit of a tan going on, and you’re pretty sure that cute guy you have the crush on - he likes you back. It’s a hot, sunny day, everyone has been swimming in the pool and playing yard games for hours. " Picture this - You’re at a 4th of July party with all of your friends and family (oh, and that hot guy that you secretly have a crush on, but haven’t told anyone about yet). On the last day my brother looked at me with the most disgusted face and said, “Why do you keep wearing that ugly see-through suit that shows your butt crack.” Thanks mom. I wore that swimsuit with pride every single day of that trip waiting for my cousins to tell me that they were obsessed with it and I looked like Jennifer Lopez. No need to try the thing on, I was going to look so hot in this. The bottom half of the suit depicted white sandy beaches while the top half was palm trees and blue skies. I chose a one-piece wonder that had a beach scene printed on it and I knew it was the one. ![]() Now it was extremely important that I picked out the absolute coolest swimsuit that Old Navy could offer, so I could impress my cousins with my undeniable sense of style. We were about to embark on our annual family trip to Grand Cayman where I would meet up with my cousins who lived in a different state. “When I was 12 or 13, my mom drove me 2 hours to my favorite store: Old Navy. ![]()
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